ULTRA FLESH
Wow, a disco scifi porno with Seka. Just what I needed to keep my mind off of the economy. Take me away to 1980 when coke was still fun and Maggie Trudeau was flashing her beaver. Cool. Now that I've been taken away let's look at ULTRAFLESH. In another bizarre Zandor Vorkovian turn, Gillis is the alien despot/ banana republic dictator Sugarman who has secretly turned the male population impotent with sugar. The President of the U.S. along with the Russian and other world leaders meet to work for a solution. A goofball alien council is watching and send Ultra Flesh(Seka) to our rescue. She cures people with her pussy ray, she's a lot like a Green Lantern. Eventually though, even Seka's pussy gets tired and so the Fleshettes beam down to help. It turns out Sugarman has to stay on ice for some reason, I suppose his homeworld is cold. So basically Ultra Flesh has to melt him with her super pussy. There's a big paper mache dick ray gun, a couple of midgets, a disco scene or two, some decent sex scenes featuring Ron Jeremy, Candida Royale, John Leslie and Lisa Deleeuw. One of the midgets threatens DeLeeuw with a snake, so that's pretty cool. I should really mention that one of the midgets is played by Luis De Jesus, yeah you kids remember him, he was the Anal Dwarf and Ralphus! Yeah, Ralphus from BLOODSUCKING FREAKS. Not to mention being an Ewok in RETURN OF THE JEDI. Holy Cats, that's quite a resume. ULTRA FLESH is an entertaining enough skin flick made even more so by the inexplicable weirdness of Jamie Gillis. Director Svetlana knows her way around a fuck scene but I still prefer her 800 FANTASY LANE. The dvd from VCX is okay but could stand a much better transfer.