Reviews

The New Hotness!!

I just wish Joey Silvera was in it, too. Traci Lords is the "Princess of Mars"

We beat H1N1! Ask us how!! in the meantime, OMG it's a new review! for Command Performance!!

whoa, that was NOT about Jerry Garcia's wife.. wtf... Deadgirl

Jones?? Slick?? Under Pressure??? GRACE WHO??!

Am I hungry? you bet I am.. hungry like the Wolfhound.

Holocaust 2000? It Shoah Nufff is.

Argh! Who said that? 'Argh'?...Who's afraid of Gamera the Brave?

Cage goes in the water. You go in the Water. Snakehead's in the water. Our Snakehead Terror.

"Enough with the RIZZ already!!!" Weasels Rip My Flesh

Tentacles, razors and teeth. Sounds like just another Saturday night at Bwana's. Kraken and Razortooth.

fedex...candygram... Megashark Vs Giant Octopus...

I prefer my metalstorm in the form of a Quiet Riot album, but Metalstorm: The Desctruction of Jared Syn is good, too.

Diary of a mad Ted Cho? Monster on the Campus.

It's springtime for Gorillanaut in Austin, and we're all taking a lot of naps. But here's a nice review for Let's Scare Jessica to Death

And we'll be rockin' the Parasite! Rockin' the Parasite tonight!

Shazam! It's MILFalicious Jessica P Simpson as Private Valentine.

Even though it doesn't actually have Roger Waters in it, you're gonna love Chaos anyway.

How long's it been since you had a big steaming bowl of Clive Barker? Well, neighbor, it's time you took the Midnight Meat Train.

Where is Justice? Right here, my friend. Buck up for the Punisher: War Zone, chief.

The one with the space worm that Rapes a Chick... no unfortunately that's not a Friends episode, just Bwana reviewing Galaxy of Terror at his blog.

Sit back, light up a sherm and come on in to the Mausoleum

Fuck these vampires stink. Little Stevie Seagal goes up Against the Dark.

Reaping the Wild Wind with Ultra Flesh

We got a great big Convy, ain't he a beautiful sight.. uh, anyway here's Jennifer

The best Animotion video of all time...Possession.

Charles Bronson as the Nuge in Great White Buffalo.

I was told there'd be elephants.. where were the Elephants?? Abar gets in your face.

Is it Father's day yet? No? well shit. Here's the It's Alive Trilogy review anyway.

New Tapes from the Garage, Without Warning

The Creature from Black Lake and The Mysterious Monster, all part of the Bigfoot Special, part 2!

Final Girl Film Club is chewing it up and spitting it out...Grindhouse, all new for 2009!

The devil insider her, the devil inside her, every single one of us got the Devil Inside Her

This ain't no party, this ain't no disco, this ain't no sunnybrook farms... the taming of rebecca is what it is

Dogora the explora.

Kim Jong Illin'. Pulgasari.

It's no Rosemary's Baby....Baby Rosemary.

Lust Bites, Lust Bleeds, it's bringin' me to my knees.. Lust at First Bite touches me too much, baby..

Pump it up!! Water Power... ahhhh....Rest in Peace, Mr. Damiano.

Femmes De Sade. Smooth operator...

Shit, is it Halloween, already? Well then you'd best be watching Dead Silence, I reckon.

Only Time will tell, you're leaving now.. oh wrong Argento.. sorry. Bwana cries over Mother of Tears

Whackistan more like it. Hell's Ground, babes.

Finally, a real man's movie. Stranglers of Bombay, kiddos. Live it.

Baby Blood!

New Tapes from the Garage!

Terror Down Under!!! Rogue and Razorback! Crikey!

FGFC FOTG!! (that's Final Girl Film Club review for Food of the Gods to you acronym challenged folks)

Specials!!

Bigfoots.. bigfeet? No, must be Bigfoots Special! and Son of Bigfoots Special!

You've heard the rumours, now see for yourself! It's the B Movie Super Special of 2008!!

The Croc Pack! 3 killer Croc movies!

Easter? what's special about Easter?? Killer Rabbits, you fool!

Mexican Mummy Spectacularr!!

Not as new, but still worth reading. Or re-reading. Or just staring at in rapt silence...

Glitter! Yes you Mariah Carey loving freaks, it's Glitter!

And hold on, what's that? Crossroads, too?? I love Eric Clapton!!

A 4th of July salute to the man with the shield, Captain America!!

The Final Girl Film Club review of Lifeforce!!

Bratz.....Bratz??? we're reviewing Bratz???

Iron Man

Perversion Story

10000 BC/One Million Years BC

30 Days of Night

Ants, with bonus review Tarantula: The Deadly Cargo

THE ATLANTIS INTERCEPTORS aka RAIDERS OF ATLANTIS

Barracuda

Black Roses

Black Roses - Original Motion Picture Soundtrack

The Bride and the Beast/The White Gorilla

The Burning

The Car, oh yes it's the car! An extra special Video Review for Final Girl Film Club. CB Hustlers, featuring a CB-licious bonus record review!

Cloverfield

Creatures from the Abyss - aka Plankton

D-War: Dragon War

The Dark

Dawn of the Mummy

A Dog Called Vengeance

Dracula Exotica

The Evil

Frankenstein's Castle Of Freaks

Frankenstein Conquers The World

Frankenstein Meets The Space Monster

Frankenstein's Daughter

Frankenstein Island

Goin' Coconuts

Goliath, double feature!

Halloween

Hatchet

Hitman

Hundra

I Know Who Killed Me

In Hell

Land of the Giants

Mansquito and Frankenfish!!

Cousin Giacomo's Tapes From the Garage!

It's dark and scary in there...

Without Warning

Ms. Stilletto

The Strangeness

Ratman!

Demonoid!

I, The Jury!!